Sarah Prachett: So you're telling me World War I never happened?
Jared DeWhite: World War I, II, the Civil War, you name it, it's a lie.
Sarah Prachett: That's rediculous Jared.
Jared DeWhite: Prove it.
Sarah Prachett: We went on vacation to Virginia last year. There's all sorts of Civil War monuments.
Jared DeWhite: Oh yes. Brilliant scheme that was. all of them built in 1986.
Sarah Prachett: What? Who built them?
Jared DeWhite: Adults. In 1984 the president got on TV. He said children are getting smarter and smarter, and soon they'll be smarter than us. So from now on we'll teach em lies. Everyone thought it was a great idea, and they've been teaching kids wrong stuff ever since.
- 379: Best Face Forward, Album 29
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