Tamika Washington: Do you think your lobster even got a chance to say goodbye to his friends in the tank over there? How could he? He was swept away by a guy with tongs before he even noticed what was happening.
Customer: You saw that?
Tamika Washington: Yes, and I could almost hear his lobster screams; Goodbye friends, goodbye world I'm off to be buttered and cracked open with metal pliers. Enjoy your meal.
Customer: Waiter?
Waiter: Yes?
Customer: Did you happen to hear my lobster scream when it came out of the tank?
-598: My Favorite Thing, Album 47
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